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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Magic Items Found: 3745 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 9889 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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