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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Magical Moments Shared: 23 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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