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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 New Chunks Explored: 324889
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Runes Activated: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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