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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Holy Grails Found: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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