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BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP
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Players: 106/900 Votes: 8440
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Villages Defended: 17
Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Magic Crystals Found: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

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