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Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	253	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

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so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Shell Swap Sisters

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mainstay

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You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1895
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4501

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VomitVibesCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1704	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockCraft911

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchantments Applied:	243

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Crops Grown:	4653	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4