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The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8238	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9371	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockCraft911

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Centurion

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A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crops Grown:	9945	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

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WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mines Excavated:	4310
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	8757
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MomCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BirthBlockerz – 18F

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	8045	Players Killed by Monsters:	4892
Emeralds Found:	2685	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Void Gems Collected:	37	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CrushCraftVIP

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Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7802

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2