BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6469	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Enchantments Applied:	269
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

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so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Votes:	5805
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchantments Applied:	182
Mines Excavated:	4014	Players Killed by Monsters:	9028
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2559	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Votes:	6582	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	4846

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6261	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	6931	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!