yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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