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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7421 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that run the whole show. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, but cuter. And if you want to join, you have to defeat their leader in a dance-off. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the best part. We have this legendary treasure hidden in a maze that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Laser eyes. And if you can find the treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us! Just be prepared for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your life. And hey, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a llama. Who knows?