yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Animals Bred: 143 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3038

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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