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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Enchantments Applied: | 152 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
