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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1880 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7043 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2390 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
