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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1299 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 4942 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
