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Chase Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	107
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

content creators, creative content, Digital Media, Entertainment, ESPAÑOL, Hispanic, indie, indie artists, indies, Latinx, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, online presence, smp, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, streaming, video games, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, family dynamics, generational gap, grandmother, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

BETRAYAL, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, forgiveness, generational divide, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, health issues, legal rights, love, medication costs, moving out, Parental, Parental authority, parents, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Support

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2483

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

abundance, choose, Dollar, DollarGenies, dream, FANTASY, fantasy world, financial gain, fortune, Fun, génie, Magic, Magical powers, make money, manifestation, Minecraft, MONEY, Riches, Supernatural, unlimited wealth, wealth, wish, wish fulfillment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, firm response, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, government policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, North Korea, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, War

lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

Advanced, arms cache, Arsenal, Bunker, Conflict, Defense, discovery, hezbollah, Hezbollahs, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Redstone, Russian weapons, SECURITY, south Lebanon, Uncover, Uncovering, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

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lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8929	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2552	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

90th birthday, age difference, aging gracefully, family celebrations, family dynamics, family traditions, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, generational gap, growing older, intergenerational relationships, life milestones, life stages, milestone celebration, Minecraft, passing of time, Server, significant birthdays, son’s birthday, special occasions, time passing, turning 20, year

Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3447	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

>STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Exploration, faction-based, free, Good, gtSTALKER, Immersive, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Mutants, Online game, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, RPG, scavenging, Shooter, smp, Stalker, Survival, Themed

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DadBodCraft

anger, Bonding, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBodCraft, emotional connection, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial support, generational patterns, neglect, parenting, personal growth, quality time, Resentment, Role Model, SELF AWARENESS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InternetFunMinecraftSMP

activities, browsing, Chat Rooms, digital art, Entertainment, Forums, Fun, Gaming, internet, internet culture, InternetFunMinecraftSMP, memes, ONLINE, online communities, Online Games, online shopping, social media, streaming, Videos, virtual reality, web surfing

Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Block TherapyCraft

BLOCK, Boundaries, communication skills, coping strategies, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, TherapyCraft

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4134	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35