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Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

BELIEF, child labor, chimney, christmas, controversy, Dark, Delivery, Ethics, folklore, gift giving, holiday, legend, morality, Myth, naughty or nice, north pole, obesity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, service, tradition, trespassing

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Animals Bred:	135

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Snormines

Creative, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Questing, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

Snormines is a network -in built server.

LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

– Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

gravityfalls MC

1.21, alliances, Anarchy, battle, betray, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, gravityfalls, Hardcore, ip address, Lag-free, Legacy, Minecraft, Performance, PvP, ruthless, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

Server Details:

IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Towns Built:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9787

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Chase Me Minecraft Server

attraction, Characters, chase, chemistry, compatibility, Crush, date, DATING, dream date, FANTASY, Favorite, long term relationship, love interest, Minecraft, most, On Your Tail, Personality, Preferences, relationships, Revealed, romance, Server, Traits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

content creators, creative content, Digital Media, Entertainment, ESPAÑOL, Hispanic, indie, indie artists, indies, Latinx, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, online presence, smp, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, streaming, video games, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, family dynamics, generational gap, grandmother, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

BETRAYAL, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, forgiveness, generational divide, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, health issues, legal rights, love, medication costs, moving out, Parental, Parental authority, parents, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Support

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ores Mined:	1595	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

abundance, choose, Dollar, DollarGenies, dream, FANTASY, fantasy world, financial gain, fortune, Fun, génie, Magic, Magical powers, make money, manifestation, Minecraft, MONEY, Riches, Supernatural, unlimited wealth, wealth, wish, wish fulfillment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, firm response, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, government policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, North Korea, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, War

lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

Advanced, arms cache, Arsenal, Bunker, Conflict, Defense, discovery, hezbollah, Hezbollahs, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Redstone, Russian weapons, SECURITY, south Lebanon, Uncover, Uncovering, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boosters, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, dementia, disease-modifying, Drugs, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, medical advancements, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative, neurological disorders, neurology, pharmaceuticals, research, Survival, Survival time, Treatment

lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

90th birthday, age difference, aging gracefully, family celebrations, family dynamics, family traditions, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, generational gap, growing older, intergenerational relationships, life milestones, life stages, milestone celebration, Minecraft, passing of time, Server, significant birthdays, son’s birthday, special occasions, time passing, turning 20, year

Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

>STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Exploration, faction-based, free, Good, gtSTALKER, Immersive, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Mutants, Online game, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, RPG, scavenging, Shooter, smp, Stalker, Survival, Themed

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ores Mined:	6425