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Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	5330
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime history, anime industry, art evolution, character design, comics, Crafty, cultural influence, graphic novels, illustration, japanese art, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga history, manga industry, Minecraft, Server, storytelling, visual style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

Africa, Charity, children, community service, donation, education, giving back, Healthcare, helped, Humanitarian Aid, impoverished, Making A Difference, Marginalized, Minecraft, Outreach, philanthropy, Poor, POVERTY, smp, Social Impact, Support, Today, uganda, underprivileged, volunteerism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Items Found:	7717
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mines Excavated:	4140
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	132

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoRoom4Noobs, Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2