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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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