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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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