hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Crops Grown: 8029
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Animals Bred: 78

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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