hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Potions Brewed: 157 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Alien Abductions: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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