| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9190 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1968 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9375 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 2507 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.
But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 296 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!
And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 823 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
