| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 312 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 1496 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 159515 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 678 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 522601 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4938 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1234 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8494 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
