| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 306 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2356 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5039 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Crops Grown: | 7157 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 8608 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 294 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 60 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 687265 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
