| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 166 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4934 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8770 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6408 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 875177 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8942 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2799 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4554 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4731 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.
But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 171 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!
And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3397 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
