| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 157 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9628 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1555 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
