| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 566865 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5230 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8394 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6093 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 855000 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 243 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
