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Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	128
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
New Chunks Explored:	517312	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2153	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Cuties Club

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ores Mined:	8455	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCreeperCocktails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!

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Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).

But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?

So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Chaosville Funland

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Welcome to the land of Pure Distilled Korosanium, where the diamonds shine brighter than your future and the creepers are just misunderstood pets! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.

So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fate’s Folly: Where Minecraft meets chaos and hilarity!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle against evil zombies, and building the most epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Boomer Blockheads

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Are you tired of zoomers being total losers and jerking off to drawings instead of interacting with real women? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to sad and pathetic behavior. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. So come on, join us and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mine By Moonlight – A Minecraft Server for Dead By Daylight Fans!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Piggu edition of Dead By Daylight! Picture this: you’re a killer pig on a mission to catch those pesky survivors who are trying to repair generators and escape. But wait, there’s a twist – the survivors are actually a team of dancing pigs trying to outsmart you!

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. We have bug fixes that will make you squeal with joy, and all things wicked that will leave you oinking for more. Our developer updates are so wild, they’ll make you question reality.

Visit our official website if you dare, and check out our patch notes that are more entertaining than a pig doing a backflip. Need some tips and tricks? Our wiki has got you covered with all the pig-tastic information you need.

And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs – because who wouldn’t want to see a pig in a top hat chasing after a group of dancing survivors? So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a pig-tastic adventure like no other! Oink oink! 🐷🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4