Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 438 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4203 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 264 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 217 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Features | Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads |
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| Community | 40 members from around the world, aged 16-25 |
| Seasons | Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months |
| Joining Requirements | Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience |
Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.
Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.
Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?
But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 175 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
