Zombie Apocalypse LOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Emeralds Found:	6560
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3254
Star Shards Collected:	201	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	983	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Zombie Dances:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3352
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Potions Brewed:	130	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8