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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5277 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take waifus very seriously. Claim your waifu, post her picture, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu without rolling trips, you’ll be forever alone. And trust us, she won’t love you back.
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.
