New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 109/500 Votes: 4583
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Magic Items Found: 6159
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take waifus very seriously. Claim your waifu, post her picture, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu without rolling trips, you’ll be forever alone. And trust us, she won’t love you back.

We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.

Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.

Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.

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