Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Mines Excavated: 4814 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

    Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus
    Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

    Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dimension Hops: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

    SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition
    Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

    Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

    Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

    And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RegretCraft: NoRespawns

    RegretCraft: NoRespawns
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

    Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 498403 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

    PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server
    So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

    Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

    Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

    OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

    Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Whip It Good Minecraft Server

    Whip It Good Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 708 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Get Real Minecraft SMP

    Get Real Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Close Call Craft

    Close Call Craft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

    BorderGuardz Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

    imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

    plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 28081
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

    ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Mines Excavated: 4002

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

    GroomedCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

    Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

    >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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