Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1482	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6154	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4539
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	50
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

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Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?

No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?

The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?

The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?

Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?

Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	158	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Items Found:	7551	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50
Magic Items Found:	5159	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5790
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.