Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 20
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Animals Bred: 103 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyShmonaRocket

    CraftyShmonaRocket
    come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

    Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone
    hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

    imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

    plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

    so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

    Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

    Welcome to Capy World!

    A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

    Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

    What we offer:

    Shopping District Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
    Spooky Vibes Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
    Safe & Sound We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
    Explore Easily Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
    Plan on Staying? Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

    Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
    Is there an age requirement? Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
    Can I build in the shopping district? Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
    How can I participate in the Halloween base contest? Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

    With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

    But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

    ””> International Break Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

    CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

    We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3917

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyLoveQuest

    BlockyLoveQuest
    Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Crops Grown: 7181 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyMarineMC Server

    CraftyMarineMC Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

    KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!
    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

    Play Outside Now – No More Obesity
    HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

    SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

    OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

    HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4684 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

    ”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

    2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

    4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

    Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BedtimeBros

    BedtimeBros
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

    On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

    So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LonelyCraft SMP

    LonelyCraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

    But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

    So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Ores Mined: 1985
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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