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Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5645	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3742
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RizCraft SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, BUILD, Chaos, Claims, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Grief, java, MCMMO, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tycoons.GG

Adventure, Builder, Community, Competition, creativity, fighter, gg, Minecraft, Mini Games, Server, Strategist, tycoons

Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	8825	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LDOE RPG server Minecraft

Adventure, ancient temples, balance, Darkness, Defeat, FANTASY, forces, Friends, Game, Hero, Keys, ldoe, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, RPG, Server, strength

The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

Join and play with your friends.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, compromise, emotional connection, Expectations, Intimacy, lower standards, mental health, Minecraft, Overrated, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual attraction, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, Standards, Trust, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bolt Network

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bees multiplayer

Account.., AREA, Discord, Fallout, Friendly, Goal, Griefing, HACKING, Lgbt, Loot, MEMBERSHIP, Players, Raiding, Server, Spawn, Survival, Themed, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Xray

18+ whitelisted vanilla survival server, fallout themed spawn area with loot to get started. – no griefing – no raiding – no hacking (including xray) – LGBT friendly must link discord account to join whitelist https://discord.gg/FCHcaeR93R Membership goal of 100 players <3

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Mixtape Minecraft Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, collaboration challenges, collaboration failure, collaboration mistakes, collaboration strategies, collaboration success, Communication, creative process, Decision making, Diversity, gender balance, group dynamics, group work, Minecraft, Mixtape, NijiEN, project management, Server, team composition, team dynamics, team performance, teamwork

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Look no further than our server, where we have a collab of 8 guys and 3 girls that will leave you questioning their sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of trying to work together in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness will ensue next? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	510	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7