TwoBrake MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	8425
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	68
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Towns Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	780633	Potions Brewed:	182
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7949	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5360	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Buildings Constructed:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	3737
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

MajesticSMP.com:50025

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, loot tables, netherite, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, weapons, Website

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	5371	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and an economy
Server IP	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQ

What custom content does Finalwind offer?

Finalwind offers custom weapons, armor, tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy system.

Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

The only main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. PvP combat skill is encouraged and cheating is not tolerated.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com

Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, cells, comfort, Community, decor, ETERNAL, Identity, incel, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, organization, personal space, privacy, Realms, Reflection, relationships, room, SECURITY, self-image, Social

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Bro, forget about my room, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found!

Join this server if you want to escape the boring reality of your room and dive into a virtual world where you can build your own crazy creations.

We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party for all the cool kids.

You’ll never want to leave once you see the rainbow-colored sheep and the giant floating tacos.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	48
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28