TVBlockerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	7709
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	794
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Potions Brewed:	67	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Buildings Constructed:	32	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	9376

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	1819
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6477	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	175	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	457640
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
New Chunks Explored:	634089	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159