TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8297 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 439
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 199
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 New Chunks Explored: 378624
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 373
    Animals Bred: 122 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 267 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3688 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4902 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 201 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Crops Grown: 7186 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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