Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Towns Built: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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