so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Emeralds Found: 9358
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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