so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dragons Tamed: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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