Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Divine Spears Created: 17 Zombie Dances: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Emeralds Found: 4238
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Dimension Hops: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3041

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ores Mined: 6982
    Enchantments Applied: 197 Dragon Eggs Found: 8164
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5557 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Magic Items Found: 3865 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Enchantments Applied: 244
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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