TherapistGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Towns Built:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4890
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	70

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyFails

Character development, CraftyFails, Experience, facing obstacles, Failure, growth mindset., hard lessons, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6004
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9266

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	8014
Ores Mined:	5028	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.