The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

acclaimed book, best books, bestseller, blocky, book awards, book buzz, book critics, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, Bookworms, Incelyork Times, literary acclaim, literary community, Literature, Minecraft, must-read, New York Times, popular book, reading, Server, Times, top books, widely acclaimed

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9236	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Potions Brewed:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Crops Grown:	1847	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Emeralds Found:	1062	Mines Excavated:	1259

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Animals Bred:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Potions Brewed:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9082
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Towns Built:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!