The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9336
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Towns Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	53
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

AH refugees, Blogposting, dw, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, long tail tags, Mari, Minecraft, OMORI, picrew, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FiredFastMC SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	6481	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.