Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Crops Grown: 7206 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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