join this cray cray minecraft server where 78 countries come together to agree that ukraine’s teritorial integrity must be the basis of any peace. like, if these countries can agree on something, then you know this server is gonna be lit af. we got diplomats from all over the world building epic structures and negotiating alliances. you never know who you might run into – maybe even a secret agent or two! come join the fun and help us build a world of peace and friendship, one block at a time.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

    Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!
    Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocktopia LOLz

    Blocktopia LOLz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

    KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Players Killed by Monsters: 991
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

    Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Runes Activated: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

    Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

    So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

    The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Emeralds Found: 4067

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

    Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

    But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1563 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

    CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!
    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

    Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

    Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

    Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

    Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2438
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Farms Harvested: 500
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

    Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

    PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

    Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4315 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 430

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MOOville Snapcraft

    MOOville Snapcraft
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Mines Excavated: 4168 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 80364 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

    Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!
    Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

    Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

    Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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