TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6049
Dragon Eggs Found:	9115	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	1511	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	2389
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ores Mined:	1245	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4525
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Emeralds Found:	3036	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Votes:	4448	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	268	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12