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PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	58

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9471	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	7552	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7395

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	3610
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	95
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	646
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	98
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	5616	Animals Bred:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mines Excavated:	2885

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3116
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	3