Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 3006 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Crops Grown: 4681
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Emeralds Found: 4615
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mines Excavated: 2797
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 New Chunks Explored: 958584
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Villages Defended: 18
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Enchantments Applied: 275
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Runes Activated: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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